Rescue Objectives
- To love SAs whose owners can no longer keep them (due
to callousness, 'growing up' or apartment redecoration)
- To rehabilitate SAs before placement by providing sanitization,
psychotherapy, hug therapy and all needed innoculations
- To place SAs in suitable homes with loving owners**
- To evoke guilt feelings in those who have abandoned childhood SAs
and to educate the public regarding SAs' feelings
- To thoroughly screen adoption applicants before making placement
decisions
The Future of SARF
We currently operate a small office in Austin, TX, but we hope
to expand to other cities in the future. We currently do not accept
drop-offs, but we hope to do so in the future.
*The S.A.R.F. does not discriminate against 'non-animal'
species (eg. snowmen, stuffed fruits or vegetables, strikingly cute
pillows) as long as they are plush and
are sufficiently adorable to be considered viable candidates for adoption.
**The S.A.R.F. reserves the right to keep any SAs
to which we become attached during the rehabilitation process.