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Griff

On 22, Nov 2013 | In | By

Griff

Gender Male
Hometown Washington, D.C.
Occupation Stuffed Secret Service Officer
Temperament Observant, stoic, aloof
Health Conditions Thick neck
Special Needs *classified*
Interests Staring
Specialties Surveilance, Undercover work (Afghans, Duvets)

I’m a member of the Stuffed Secret Service. I can’t tell you who my clients are, but let’s just say I have a very important job. You know how the President's kids have their own personal secret service agents? Well, certain other members of the household get protection, too. I'm not at liberty to explain further.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to check out a frog over there. She looks suspicious.

I mean sus...pended! She looks suspended! Like when she's washing windows. From a rope or something. Ahem. Excuse me.

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Adoption Completed January 2014!

Status: Adopted!