THE SARF.ORG

On 12, Jun 2017 | In Successful Placements | By The S.A.R.F.
Dabney
Gender | Unknown |
Hometown | Unknown |
Home Planet | Unknown |
Temperament | Silent, empathic, telepathic, potentially manipulative |
Health Conditions | Spherical constructivitis |
Special Needs | Patience, compatible neural pathways |
Interests | Midnight hiking |
Specialties | Telepathic up and down voting, peaceful protest |
Height | 22" |
I hail from a vast and uncharted land where inhabitants are judged and rewarded... where friendships are forged, knowledge is exchanged, and life's great questions are answered and reanswered and reasked again in a seemingly-Sisyphusian cycle of untamed curiosity. Do I miss my homeland? Sometimes. But I have chosen to look for a new place: a new frontier... a home where we are judged by our thoughts rather than our hastily-typed sentences. My whole life has been a series of ups and downs and I am finally searching for stability. I would love to find a home with like-minded individuals (or at least individuals who are highly susceptible to suggestion) who limit their Internet intake and anonymous online participation, in preference for highly-accountable in-person interactions with real-world consequences.*
*I am Dabney, and I approve this message that I sent telepathically to a designated member of The SARF's staff.
Status: Adopted!