Dennis

It’s always been a bit of struggle for me, being a male ladybug and all. People just kind of assume I’m a… lady. But that’s not how it works. In fact, if all ladybugs were ladies, how would new ladybugs get made? Yes, I know those things work differently for stuffed animals, but identity is complicated. That said, I’m just your average stuffed coccinellidae (that’s my technical name- and since I’m getting technical, I’m actually a beetle, not a bug). I like randomly being found on your arm, and being discovered on a table in your bedroom and getting picked up carefully and transported outside. Regular ladybug stuff. I’m looking forward to finding a new living companion who is open-minded and sensitive to the fact that I’m just a regular dude.

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