…or an elephant, or a raccoon…

Who needs flowers when you can send the gift of SA love instead? Mail a Monkey will deliver an adorable/organic SA straight to the mailbox of your lucky beloved.

The SA makes the journey in a clear plastic tube made of all recycled materials, so there aren’t any annoying packing materials to separate recipient and new SA friend upon arrival. Studies show that this process significantly speeds up the process of SA-living companion bonding… and more importantly, the SA has an unobstructed view of its surroundings during the journey from Mail a Monkey headquarters to its final destination!

You can peruse their fine selection of SA species here.

Sure, Sarah the Organic Elephant looks a bit gloomy right now, but I’m sure she’ll perk right up when she arrives at her new home!