Move over Shamu! I’m more like ShamWow!! Because I can guarantee you’ll say WOW every time you snuggle with me. I am 12 times more comforting than the other SAs at The SARF. That’s right, 12 TIMES! I’m like a sponge! Or a towel! Or a chamois! EXCEPT that you shouldn’t use me to mop up or clean things! Those are just metaphors for how easily I remove your loneliness due to lack of SA company! Also, I won’t scratch any surface, and machine washable! And if you adopt me, I’ll throw in my little friend here as a bonus SA! That’s right! Two for one. Today only!