Life ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, kid. You’re hatched, you go to school, maybe you fall in love a few fellas, get your heart broken a few times… It’s a hard world for stuffed animals. People judge you. They think you’re soft. But I’m no softie. I’m a tough broad, alright, and all of that snuggling stuff gives me the heebie-jeebies. If you’re looking for a dame who’s been around the block and knows her roosters from her hatchlings, then I’m your gal. No wise guys!