I received the Top Custom Stationary Salesman of the Year Award in 1994. I’m currently unemployed, but I can assure that I would be a valuable addition to your team. I have experience selling a variety of products and services, including used cars, frozen real estate [igloos], egg warmers, margarita mixers, and those pens with googly eyes and fuzzy tops that you spin around and make look like they have crazy hair. I would love the opportunity to contribute to your household, and I look forward to hearing from you.

Where Is He Now?

Graduate of December 2008 petting zoo. Adopted in early 2009.

Frank Julio headed to Boston! He’s super excited about the snow. We hear there’s a lot of it.