Adames:
I hope it isn’t going to be too confusing for someone to adopt me/us. See, Evie and I are kind of attached. It’s a bit of a split-personality type of thing. It’s hard to believe, but she actually isn’t aware that I exist. The therapists at The SARF have been helping her come to terms with our predicament, and I think they’re doing great work. I’m actually quite saddened by all of the protestors ruining the festive atmosphere of this year’s petting zoo. The SARF Headquarters is a wonderful establishment. They’re doing powerful, important work.

Evie:
Hey y’all, I’m Eve! I love swimming, Instagramming, TikTok, and being carried on long walks on the beach. I’d love to be adopted by an influencer. In fact, I’d love someone to help me become an influencer myself! I’m not great at typing on phones, because, well, my flippers are kind of clumsy. But I’m sure I’d be awesome with a little help. I have tons of great content ideas!