I’m Bill, and I invented the touchless car wash. You might be asking yourself, “So, Bill, if you invented the Touchless Car Wash, then what are you doing here at a shelter for abandoned stuffed animals? Shouldn’t you be the CEO of a hugely successful company and driving around in a spotlessly-unscratched and perfectly mirror-waxed candy apple red Mazda Miata convertible, surrounded by adoring ladies in Jackie Onassis sunglasses and billowy wind scarves to protect their perfectly-styled hairdos?” And to that I would reply, “You’re darn right I should be.”