I know, it’s kind of weird for an SA to do hair, right? But it’s the only thing I’ve ever wanted to do! I used to dye my sisters’ fur when I was, like, 6 years old. Our living companion would come home and be like, “What’d you do to Mrs. Ed’s mane?” And I’d be like, “She said she wanted to look like a zebra!” and our living companion would be like, “Is it permanent?” And I’d be like, “Man, I don’t know. Are Sharpies permanent?” And Mrs. Ed would start to kind of freak out, but then she got used to it and wanted me to do all different colors on the white parts, and our living companion was like, “Well can you do mine, too?”