Alex: We’re
Xander: twins!
Alex: We do everything together.
Xander: We even finish each other’s
Alex: sentences!
Xander: We are looking for a generous living companion who is
Alex: willing to adopt both of us!
Xander: We promise that taking care of us won’t be any more work
Alex: than taking care of just one stuffy.
Xander: We’re pretty low-maintenance
Alex: and we’re good at entertaining ourselves!
Xander: Thanks for
Alex: reading our bio!