Adept at C++, Objective C, Java. Learning Ruby. Current projects include a new iPhone app. that tracks development of other iPhone apps. May do some developing for The S.A.R.F. Their site sux.

I received the Top Custom Stationary Salesman of the Year Award in 1994. I’m currently unemployed, but I can assure that I would be a valuable addition to your team. I have experience selling a variety of products and services, including used cars, frozen real estate [igloos], egg warmers, margarita mixers, and those pens with googly eyes and fuzzy tops that you spin around and make look like they have crazy hair. I would love the opportunity to contribute to your household, and I look forward to hearing from you.

Where Is He Now?

Graduate of December 2008 petting zoo. Adopted in early 2009.

Frank Julio headed to Boston! He’s super excited about the snow. We hear there’s a lot of it.

Hi Hi Hi. We’re Lorenzo’s Del Rio Lllamas. We’re Lorenzo’s Del Rio Lllamas. We’re Lorenzo’s Del Rio Lllamas. We aren’t sure why, but that’s what our last owner billed us as when we played Vegas. We aren’t sure why, but that’s what our last owner billed us as when we played Vegas. We aren’t sure why, but that’s what our last owner billed us as when we played Vegas. We’re triplets, and we play guitar and sing together. We’re triplets, and we play guitar and sing together. We’re triplets, and we play guitar and sing together. We love the Andrews Sisters! We love the Andrews Sisters! We love the Andrews Sisters! And we like boys a lot! And we like boys a lot! And we like boys a lot! The S.A.R.F. promised they wouldn’t split us up, so if you want to adopt us, you have to take all three! The S.A.R.F. promised they wouldn’t split us up, so if you want to adopt us, you have to take all three! The S.A.R.F. promised they wouldn’t split us up, so if you want to adopt us, you have to take all three!

Graduate of December 2008 and December 2009 petting zoos. Adopted in early 2010.

Hey bros, I’m Jeff. When The S.A.R.F. found me, I was just hanging on my bro’s couch and drinking way too much beer. I was the king of the keg stand for sure, and I know pretty much every line of every episode of Family Guy. But The S.A.R.F. patched up my pouch and paid for my gym membership. Last week, I hopped a half-marathon, and I’m totally stoked about this frisbee golf tournament next month. I’m a killer boxer, too, especially on the Wii.

Graduate of December 2008 and December 2009 petting zoos. Adopted in early 2010.

I grew up in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, but I moved to Austin awhile ago. My old owner went away to college, and her parents sent me to Goodwill. I’m a little shell-shocked from being alone on those wire shelves for so long, and I’ve always been a little nervous anyway… but my therapist is awesome, and I’m totally working through it. I haven’t had a panic attack in over four months! I hope to one day be a journalist, if there are still journalists around when I’m old enough to be one. I like to cuddle (after I know I can trust you). My therapist says I have attachment issues, but awareness is the first step toward recovery.

Hello there. My name is Andrew. I am really new to The S.A.R.F., but they’ve already helped me out a lot. I had an accident that resulted in the loss of one of my eyes and one of my nostrils, in addition to my receiving a broken neck. It sounds a lot worse than it was- especially since I don’t breathe. I mean, I don’t ever want to see a live dog again, but other than that I think I’m okay. The folks at The S.A.R.F. are in the process of patching me up, and then I’ll be ready for adoption.

We had to write Sally’s bio for her, as she doesn’t have arms and has a severe lisp that makes her hard to understand. Despite these tribulations, Sally continues to be one of the sweetest RSA’s [Rescued Stuffed Animals] we have ever met. She spent a great portion of her life traveling with a circus, as she and her family were prizes for one of the games on the midway. To this day, she is still agitated by the sound of balloons popping. Since coming to The S.A.R.F., she has been diagnosed with PTSD stemming from her traumatic separation from family members. Therapy has been quite successful, and we feel she is ready to move on to a new home.

My name is Dottie, and I’m the most loyal and loveable stuffed animal you will ever meet. I am deaf, but it doesn’t bother me one bit. I can read lips AND I know SASL [Stuffed Animal Sign Language]. I also suffer from a condition called ‘Elephant Paws’, which is rare in stuffed dogs but is really common in stuffed elephants. The condition basically makes my legs kind of shaped like bellbottom pants! I was born this way, and my last owner thought it was cute… before she abandoned me.

Where Is She Now?

Graduate of December 2008 petting zoo. Adopted in early 2009.

Dottie was our first successful adoption, completed in January of 2009.