05

Feb
2025

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By The S.A.R.F.

Juno

red panda
Yes, I’m a red panda, but I’ve very much a capitalist. Not a stitch of Commie in me!! I think these protestors are pretty ridiculous. I wonder how many of them have been paid to be here by George Stuffos. I wonder how many of them have jobs. The Stuffed Animal Rescue Foundation has every right to open a brick and mortar headquarters! And they can pay their workers whatever they decide works for their business plan (although I think they could use a little help on their business plan, to tell you the truth)! This is a right-to-work state!

HELP! THIS PANDA DISAPPEARED FROM THIS PETTING ZOO ON FRIDAY DEC. 10th 2021
Juno has a tag on her that says she was rescued by The SARF! Hopefully it was just a misunderstanding, and whoever walked away with her will bring her back! No questions asked! They might even be able to adopt her officially if they fill out an application!

05

Feb
2025

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Barb

I’m The Stuffed Animal Rescue Foundation’s very first female koala wrestler! I won state twice in high school, and I’ve been enjoying showing my fellow stuffs the ropes. I’ve had a wonderful time rehabilitating at The SARF’s new headquarters getting to know other rescued SAs and doing some off-season training with Sal, their resident Strength & Conditioning Coach!

05

Nov
2021

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Sylvia

elephant
Recent Work: “Discovered Rectangles” cardboard and spray paint

Unlike some of my fellow stuffed artists, I’ve decided not to protest The SARF Headquarters. They have given me a chance to show my work in an all-stuffed-artist show! I’ve never had such an amazing opportunity before. I think their commission fees are very reasonable and quite comparable to other galleries where I’ve shown my work. I encourage you to see the group show, The Still Life, on Sundays at The SARF HQ. You can see my work and the work of some of my stuffed colleagues, as well. It’s pretty groundbreaking work.

05

Nov
2021

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Adames / Evie

Adames:
I hope it isn’t going to be too confusing for someone to adopt me/us. See, Evie and I are kind of attached. It’s a bit of a split-personality type of thing. It’s hard to believe, but she actually isn’t aware that I exist. The therapists at The SARF have been helping her come to terms with our predicament, and I think they’re doing great work. I’m actually quite saddened by all of the protestors ruining the festive atmosphere of this year’s petting zoo. The SARF Headquarters is a wonderful establishment. They’re doing powerful, important work.

Evie:
Hey y’all, I’m Eve! I love swimming, Instagramming, TikTok, and being carried on long walks on the beach. I’d love to be adopted by an influencer. In fact, I’d love someone to help me become an influencer myself! I’m not great at typing on phones, because, well, my flippers are kind of clumsy. But I’m sure I’d be awesome with a little help. I have tons of great content ideas!

24

Jul
2019

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Ali D

I’ve always been a natural athlete. I guess I was just sewn that way. And I’m pretty competitive, too, so that definitely helps. I love every single sport I have ever played. Sometimes it’s hard to choose between them, especially when they’re played during the same seasons. If I had to pick, I’d say hockey is really my favorite. Soccer is a close second. One day, I’d love to go to the SA Olympics! I hope my new family will support me in my pursuits- and I hope they don’t mind giving me rides to practice all the time!