Yes, yes, I’m technically a Squishmallow, and I was given a name at birth… but I don’t want to be just another Lola. My name is Samuel. I’m a unicorn-pig with a heart that’s almost as big as my body. I love thrifting and upcycling, scrolling through TikTok late at night, and pretending to cast spells with my unicorn powers.

Orca, Dolphin, Orca-Dolphin

We are a small ocean-oriented family looking for a home where we can stay together as a pod. I am Janine, a stay-at-home mom orca who always has her fins full taking care of little Sally. She can be quite a handful, but my partner Marshall and I are firm-but-loving disciplinarians who will make sure she doesn’t get into too much trouble. Marshall works in the tech industry (it’s Austin, go figure!), but he works from home- so he’s usually able to help out quite a bit during the day. It’s nice to have an adult to talk to! And sometimes I even get to sneak out for the occasional Pilates class!

Olé, Olé, Olé! World Cup! Green and black
Austin FC! MLS! Football football football!

I’m really just a small town dinosaur. I like dancing and wearing sparkly shoes. I like teddy bears and my mama, even though I never met her in person. I’m a stuffed reptile, after all. But I’m not all scaly and bitey like live reptile, so don’t worry about that! I want to find a fun family who likes me and likes the things I like!

My brother Angus and I (he’s the one attached to my right shoulder) are originally from Down Under, but we’ve been in the U.S. for several years now. Believe it or not, Angus and I are actually twins! Not identical, of course! He’s always been a little smaller than me, but he makes up for it with his bossiness. I guess it’s because he’s a few minutes older than I am. We both enjoy napping, cosplay, watching roller derby, and pretending to chomp on eucalyptus leaves.

I’m a stuffed gastronomist. I helped plan the menu of The SARF food truck, which was a great success! We got so much great press in the Statesman and Austin Eater! I’d love to find a family who loves to cook. I love experimenting with both human and stuffed foods. I’d love to open my own brick and mortar restaurant one day, but perhaps right now just being an assistant chef or a chef in a family home is a good enough goal for me.

I’m super excited about this amazing security system. I wasn’t expecting so much cool technology here at the petting zoo… especially because The SARF Headquarters at 2825 Hancock Dr. #111 Austin, TX, which is open every Saturday 12-4pm, is SO low-tech! Wendy basically made the walls out of window screens and cardboard! But THIS high-tech security stuff is really my passion. I was very excited when I got to come here early and help set things up! I would love to find a living companion who is as excited about technology as I am!