While I’m here at The SARF, I hope to learn more about myself as a stuffy, and to figure out what I should put in my pouch. I’m a thoughtful and fun stuffed animal who enjoys coffee shops, watching soccer, and playing cards.

Hi there! It’s nice to meet you. I hope that you might become my next living companion! I had a good first phase of life, but my companion decided it was best to move on. I have a good attitude about it. I’m pretty excited to move forward and see what comes next!

I am a crusader for the environment! I believe it is every individual’s responsibility to reuse, recycle, and cut down on consumption. I would like to find a living companion with similar values. Together, we can make a difference!

Yes, yes, I know what you’re thinking. How quaint: a stuffed corn dog! And yes, it is quite quaint, I’m sure. But I am a serious man with a jolly good brain inside my stuffing. I attended Eton as a lad and then I went on to Oxford, where I was not only the first corn dog, but also the first stuffy of any species, to graduate. I hope to find a cultured living companion who enjoys formal teas and who can see past my exterior and get to know me as the bright chap I truly am!

So I’m not a big fan of puns. I’ll just say that right away. If you’re about to say, “Have a grape day!” or “You look grape!” just don’t, okay? I know you probably think you’re being witty and whatnot, but I bet you can imagine how many times people have said these things to me… “You look like a grape guy!” “Grape to meet you!” Why don’t we just start with a good old-fashioned “Hello, nice to meet you, Lonny,” and go from there. Okay?

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I’ve already been through several events at The SARF Headquarters, and no one has applied to adopt me yet. I get it. I’m fruit, right? But I’m not really a fruit. If you think it’s confusing for you, just imagine how
confusing it is for me: Right now, I live at The Stuffed ANIMAL Rescue Foundation. I know they made that name a long time ago- before everyone was as inclusive as
they are now, but it’s still kind of weird for me.
But I’ve done some good work while I’ve been at The SARF. I did a solid science experiment where I explored stuffed grape representation in the media. I dressed as a pizza for Halloween. It’s been a great learning experience, but I really would like to find a family who wants to take me in and love me for the stuffed entity I am.

I’m a marketing professional, so I’m helping The SARF with some market research and fundraising efforts while I’m here! This science fair seemed like a great opportunity to combine work, science, and fun!