“As a stuffed taco with thinning cheese, I was embarrassed. It’s hard enough trying to date when you’re a taco in a predominately animal world. My self-esteem was already pretty low, but being self-conscious about my toppings made it even worse… until I tried Fauxgaine®!
The results were amazing! My cheese is now fuller than it was when I was first manufactured!
Thanks, Fauxgaine®!”

*This stuffy was a featured patient with a case study/testimonial at the Big Stuffed Animal Pharmaceutical Expo 2023, December 2023 on 37TH Street Austin, Texas

Medication:
Fauxgaine®

“ I was feeling pretty rough around the edges. It was hard being around younger, softer stuffies like the Squishmallows. But then I tried PLASTILUXIFY ®, the world’s first pourable microfiber coating that’s safe for abandoned stuffies made of natural fibers. PLASTILUXIFY ® is scientifically proven to transform prickly organic cotton or hefty natural wool fur into the silky feel of luxurious plastic microfiber! Now I’m so soft that I feel like I don’t even exist! ”

*This stuffy was a featured patient with a case study/testimonial at the Big Stuffed Animal Pharmaceutical Expo 2023, December 2023 on 37TH Street Austin, Texas

Medication:
PLASTILUXIFY®

“I felt like I was running in circles but never getting anywhere. It was exhausting. I read every self-help book, tried every organizational tool… but nothing helped.
Then I found HAMSTAREN®, the only drug clinically proven to decrease hyperactivity in stuffed hamsters who are at low risk for being chased by stuffed or actual predators!”

*This stuffy was a featured patient with a case study/testimonial at the Big Stuffed Animal Pharmaceutical Expo 2023, December 2023 on 37TH Street Austin, Texas

Medication:
HAMSTAREN®

“Because stuffies don’t have eyelids, Non-24 is a common problem for us. I suffered through endless nights while my living companion snored away, oblivious to my insomnia.
There are tons of medications that treat Non-24 in humans, but there wasn’t anything on the market to treat stuffies… until ZZZOMNOMAX®, the only drug approved to treat Non-24 in non-eyelidded stuffies who experience sleeplessness more than four times a week for more than six months at a time! I finally have my nights back.”

*This stuffy was a featured patient with a case study/testimonial at the Big Stuffed Animal Pharmaceutical Expo 2023, December 2023 on 37TH Street Austin, Texas

Medication:
ZZZOMNOMAX®