Janine has never been big on human interaction, but she is open to living with a human companion who shares her interests. She enjoys thinking about data, parsing data, and creating lists of books about data that she would like to listen to in audiobook format at 4x speed. She hates writing and had a chatbot write this bio for her instead of hiring a professional to help.

Chat F-Me is a fully automated AI imagination engine that utilizes collected user data to analyze interests, desires, and companion preferences to create distinct compatible stuffed companion personality profiles. Complete with a name, voice, and recommended gestures and interests, our AI agent creates a fully-integrated stuffy prototype ready to be ‘pasted on’ to your new stuffy. With our integrated app (iPhone & Android), we provide playtime scenarios at the touch of a button, thus eliminating the need for time-consuming imagination, and making playtime more efficient, fitting into busy, highly-scheduled lives of modern children (and adults!).

Additional educational play scenarios, college entrance exam and basic email writing, and stuffed tutoring programs are available through in-app purchases.

Jefferson isn’t entirely sure how cryptocurrency works, but he enthusiastically markets it, especially in the social meda and television advertising spheres. Prior to working at StuffyCoin, he sold pre-paid legal services and was a online supplement product influencer.

StuffyCoin is a peer-to-peer digital currency favored by stuffed animals the world over. The StuffyCoin cryptocurrency uses blockchain technology to securely store information as a public ledger spread across a vast network of computers. StuffyCoin provides stuffed animals an alternative to human-centric traditional payment methods.

Kelly loves being carried on hikes, riding in baskets of dirtbikes, kayaking, and watching nature shows. She has always been interested in technology, transportation, and how city infrastructure affects the lives of stuffed animals.

Go where you want, when you want. müv is the first rideshare company catering solely to the needs of stuffed animals. Utilizing self-driving technology, müv’s stuffy-sized cars can legally drive on sidewalks, providing a safe means of transportation for small stuffies who might otherwise get run over by cars or bikes on the street. Our technology disrupts the stuffed animal transportation industry by giving stuffies the freedom to go anywhere anytime without the help of their living companions.

müv is in the initial funding stage of development and is currently interviewing potential investors for this groundbreaking, highly-lucrative opportunity. müv is stuffed cow-owned and led.

Paula is a graduate of Stanford. Prior to founding ConnectFur, she worked in leadership at several direct-to-stuffed consumer biotech companies. She has a keen interest in the future of social networking. In her free time, she enjoys yoga and pilates.

Connect with your distant relatives through our SNA testing service and online connection tool. Whether you’re trying to track down other members of your original shipping container or looking for insights into your fur material origins, our home-based stuffing collection kit is easy to use. Simply use provided tweezers to collect a small strand of stuffing, and we’ll analyze your SNA to provide a personalized ancestry breakdown. For an added premium, we can provide important health information, such as common seam weakness locations, propensities for specific stuffing migration patterns during aging, and internal bead sac content.

Because I’m a stuffed aquatic animal, I have faced discrimination working in the solar industry. Over and over again, I’ve heard, “He’s supposed to live underwater. What could he know about the sun?” Despite these challenges I’ve risen to the top of my field!

Abandoned stuffed animals, often left on beds in sunny windows after their living companions leave for college, are an as-yet untapped renewable energy source. My startup, PolySol, installs solar panels on stationary stuffed animals that are no longer hugged regularly. This lack of human contact guarantees that our light collection cells are unobstructed for the majority of the year. A single neglected stuffed animal receiving 6 hours of sunlight can provide energy to run an EnergyStar rated refrigerator for a full week.

Optional batteriers can store energy for use when collection panels are temporarily removed when companions return home during winter breaks, summer vacations, or especially hard breakups.

Shawnie grew up with his Papa Bear and Mama Bear in a cottage in the woods. He enjoyed eating porridge and hosting occassional unexpected guests. He has always been very particular about his mattresses, preferring them to be not too hard and not too soft.

We’re not just another short-term homestay marketplace. BearBnb is an online marketplace specifically for stuffies wanting to avoid the traditional hotel space, which can be difficult (if not impossible) for stuffies to navigate. High check-in counters, drivers license requirements, and too-tall beds are barriers to entry for the typical stuffy. Our rentals cater to stuffies’ particular needs. In addition to non-discriminatory practices, we guarantee that all of our beds are neither too hard nor too soft. We use Sleep Number beds in all of our rentals, thus you can rest assured that your BearBnb bed will be just right.