Have you seen this stuffed animal?? He disappeared from 37th Street petting zoo sometime last night!!

This has NEVER happened before. And we need him back!!! So sad! So many have applied to adopt him! This is not cool.

Where are you, Benjamin, Chief Corporate Strategist of The SARF, LLC??

His cubicle is empty. His motivational posters still hang encouragingly on the walls.

Find Him!! Help, everyone!! Spread the word!

Let’s rally.

Bring him back. No questions asked.