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By The S.A.R.F.

Rick

Published
January 16, 2018
SA Post Image URL
https://thesarf.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/rick-lion.jpg
Gender
Male
Hometown
Phoenix
Occupation
King
Temperament
Strong, just, kind, hairy, leader
Interests
Decision-making, wielding power
Special Needs
Comb, minions, divine right
State
Texas
New City
Waco
Adoption Completed
January 2018

Description

All things considered, I'd say I'm a pretty benevolent sovereign. I'm definitely not opposed to wielding my rather immense and intimidating power when it is called for, but I like to think I do so judiciously. Some of my critics say I'm overstepping traditional boundaries set by my predecessors, but I've just never seen myself a the simple figurehead type. I feel like I was destined to lead, particularly in these uncertain times. Stuffed animals need a strong, sensible ruler, and I am both of those. Simply by moving my uncharacteristically-floppy limbs around, you will feel my balance and inner strength. Go ahead, try it.