Sure, it’d be great if we were ‘of Law‘ or ‘of Medicine‘ or even ‘The New‘, but let us ask you this: Can Harvard move as a single unit to evade the attack of a stuffed sharp-toothed aquatic predator? We think not. The next time you’re face-to-face with a hungry stuffed sailfish, we think you’ll see our point. So what are you gonna do: Pay $40,000 a year just to end up some cold-batted brute’s breakfast, or adopt us… for free?