I dare say I haven’t much cared for the communal living I’ve encountered during my stay at The S.A.R.F. In fact, I’m jolly well tired of it. The lot of them really are fine chaps, and I do appreciate their charity, but the quarters are a bit cramped and the food, well, less than gourmet. I’ll be much more than thrilled to meet an owner of the highest caliber and pedigree with whom I can share tea with honey on dew-laden mornings… someone who appreciates brilliant music, a fine painting and fresh food of the finest quality.