I’m Alexis. I suffer from a condition called ‘Elephant Paws.’ It is rare in stuffed alligators but is really common in stuffed elephants. My good stuffed dog friend, Dottie, had the same condition, and that’s how she used to describe it. We used to hang out a lot before she got adopted. She used to tell people her legs looked like bellbottom pants! I sure do miss her. We used to get our weekly therapeutic paw massages together. And, unlike with all of my other stuffed animal friends, I never had the urge to clutch her in my exceptionally-powerful jaws and exert bone-crushing pressure upon her furry body! I sure do miss her!