Gender: Female
Hometown: Dayton
Profession: SA Nutritionist
Temperament: Caring, cold-blooded
Special Needs: Organic insects, transportation to meetings

I’m a Certified Stuffed Animal Nutritionist. Despite the fact that SAs don’t have to eat, many of them choose to do so. And just like with live animals, many of them develop bad habits. The abundance of inexpensive and convenient synthetic polyester batting has led to a stuffed animal obesity epidemic. My job is to teach SAs how to make healthier choices, and to help them replace their bad habits with good ones!