I hail from a vast and uncharted land where inhabitants are judged and rewarded… where friendships are forged, knowledge is exchanged, and life’s great questions are answered and reanswered and reasked again in a seemingly-Sisyphusian cycle of untamed curiosity. Do I miss my homeland? Sometimes. But I have chosen to look for a new place: a new frontier… a home where we are judged by our thoughts rather than our hastily-typed sentences. My whole life has been a series of ups and downs and I am finally searching for stability. I would love to find a home with like-minded individuals (or at least individuals who are highly susceptible to suggestion) who limit their Internet intake and anonymous online participation, in preference for highly-accountable in-person interactions with real-world consequences.*

*I am Dabney, and I approve this message that I sent telepathically to a designated member of The SARF’s staff.