I’m an air filter salesperson. You might think that’s a boring job for someone as colorful as I am… but let me tell you: The world of air filters is as diverse and interesting as the world of stuffed animals. Like stuffies, air filters come in myriad shapes and sizes: square, rectangle, short and squat, long and lean. And let’s not forget particle filtration levels! I eat, sleep, and dream MERV ratings. Obviously, I’d love to be adopted by a heating and air conditioning professional, but I’m open to any living companion who has an interest in maintaining optimal indoor air quality.