I am a rather serious stuffed bear physicist, and I’m looking for a living companion who is logical, reliable, and able to engage in healthy-but-productive debate. My particular field of study is in the realm of nonlocality and entanglement. Yes, many theorists find the concept of nonlocality quite troubling, but I don’t want you to think I’m some sort of crackpot scientist. I am actually well-respected by physicists with a wide variety of views on quantum mechanics. I’m hoping to meet an open-minded, brilliant companion, preferably an academic, and preferably with a genius-level I.Q. – although I’m not opposed to anything significantly above average.

**Please, no Flat-Earthers or Climate Change Deniers**