I’m a member of the Stuffed Secret Service. I can’t tell you who my clients are, but let’s just say they’re pretty important. You know how the kids of the President of the United States have their own personal secret service agents? Well, I bet you didn’t know that their stuffed animals do, too. And that’s me.

Wait. I mean‚ ahem‚ that could be me. If that was my assignment. But I couldn’t tell you if it was. Um.
Excuse me. I have to check out this frog over here. She looks suspicious.