Believe it or not, we are identical twin unicorns. We know what you’re going to ask: So where are your horns, then? Well, we were the victims of unicorn horn theft. With the recent release of the new Star Wars movie, the illegal unicorn horn trade has exploded. Our horns were stolen and sold on the black market for use as light sabers in Star Wars character costumes. Thankfully, we weren’t otherwise harmed. We sought refuge at The SARF, where they sewed up our wounds and treated our PTSD. We are now finally ready the find a new home— although we are still unable to bring ourselves to see the new movie.