I’m a professional influencer! love taking selfies in places that make me look like I’m really enjoying myself even though I’m actually really stressed out because I have to wait so long for other influencers to finish taking their photos of themselves in places that make them look like they’re really enjoying themselves. I’ve taken photos of myself at all sorts of places that will make you want to go to those places and take photos of yourself there, too! I’d love to be adopted by someone who enjoys visiting Austin hotel rooftop bars that look like Dallas hotel rooftop bars, murals that say “Keep Austin Weird” painted on the sides of mixed-use buildings that were built on the grounds of razed theater spaces, and the new Waterloo Park.