So I’m not a big fan of puns. I’ll just say that right away. If you’re about to say, “Have a grape day!” or “You look grape!” just don’t, okay? I know you probably think you’re being witty and whatnot, but I bet you can imagine how many times people have said these things to me… “You look like a grape guy!” “Grape to meet you!” Why don’t we just start with a good old-fashioned “Hello, nice to meet you, Lonny,” and go from there. Okay?

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I’ve already been through several events at The SARF Headquarters, and no one has applied to adopt me yet. I get it. I’m fruit, right? But I’m not really a fruit. If you think it’s confusing for you, just imagine how
confusing it is for me: Right now, I live at The Stuffed ANIMAL Rescue Foundation. I know they made that name a long time ago- before everyone was as inclusive as
they are now, but it’s still kind of weird for me.
But I’ve done some good work while I’ve been at The SARF. I did a solid science experiment where I explored stuffed grape representation in the media. I dressed as a pizza for Halloween. It’s been a great learning experience, but I really would like to find a family who wants to take me in and love me for the stuffed entity I am.