I always wanted to be a professional poker dealer, but because of my short arms and lack of fingers, I just wasn’t very good. Instead, I decided to try my hand at actually playing poker. I’ve been pretty successful, despite my inability to actually hold my cards. You’d be amazed at how well you can do at the game without picking them up at all! I won the WSOSAP in 1999, 2002, and 2008. I’m currently putting together a live online talk show called “Mike The Bill Live.”