Yes, yes, I know what you’re thinking. How quaint: a stuffed corn dog! And yes, it is quite quaint, I’m sure. But I am a serious man with a jolly good brain inside my stuffing. I attended Eton as a lad and then I went on to Oxford, where I was not only the first corn dog, but also the first stuffy of any species, to graduate. I hope to find a cultured living companion who enjoys formal teas and who can see past my exterior and get to know me as the bright chap I truly am!