Graduate of December 2009 petting zoo. Adopted in early 2010.

Did you know that Rudolph’s red nose is coal-powered? Well, it is. And it’s time everyone realized the massive size of Santa’s carbon footprint. I, on the other hand, have a solar-powered nose. In fact, at night, I hook my nose to a special device that allows me to give excess energy back to the grid. I’m working with The SARF to reduce the organization’s energy usage by 50% by 2012. I would love to find an eco-friendly family to adopt me. I promise to conduct a full efficiency inspection upon arrival- free of charge.