I know grad school’s gonna be tough, but The SARF is really helping out. They’ve been letting me tutor Arnold in reading in exchange for room and board. I’ve been studying so much that I haven’t had time to feed myself. Once I get my doctorate, I plan to give back to the lizard community, and to The SARF. But for now, I just hope I find nice family to adopt me- one who understands how cranky a grad student can be. I promise to be a good snuggler when I’m not busy doing research.