Unnamed Frozen Triceratops

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Health Condition: Frozen
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We discovered this stuffed triceratops still encased in the block of ice where he has been preserved, intact, for an as yet undetermined number of millennia. We carefully removed him from the larger ice chunk, and, after consulting with prehistoric stuffed animal experts, we have decided it is safest for all involved to allow him to thaw naturally. We estimate that he will be completely thawed by the end of January, 2010, at which time we hope he will be able to answer many questions regarding the stuffed animals of the distant past.

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