I am a walrus. I am a train conductor. I enjoy driving trains. I am fluent in German and Walgermanrus, but I am learning English now at The SARF in their ESL4SAs program. I like to snuggle. I like to eat. I would like to be adopted. I enjoy wading in frigid water. I like my friends. I try to eat vegetables but I don’t like them. I know they are good for me. My friend, Almost-Dr. David Richardson helped me write this. He is smart and nice. You should adopt him, too. Thank you for reading my story.